D-4got10-01 said @Demolishun Lucky you.
Mine has died recently.
When I plugged it in to the wall socket, a bit of smoke came out.
Once I opened it up I noticed the tops of two capacitors had a convex shape.
On topic, though: yes - I love the current generation.
/s
Assassin's Creed Valhalla had a day 1 patch of roughly 100 GB, IIRC.
There are many more games like this, sadly.,@Demolishun I'm definitely planning on getting it fixed.
Before I got a chance to unlock my old HDD in preparation for upgrading it, the console developed yet another ailment, though.
I may need to find a service that can fix it, but the console is worth it.,@retoor Now that you mention it, quite possibly what happened there.
Either way, that timestamp made me laugh.
'Here's a message from the past for you'.,As a general rule, whenever I am interested in something && the other person is much better at it, than I am.
One such person is my oldest friend, whom I met at my fist job.
We've been friends for roughly 16 years && I've learned a lot from him.,Some people have a problem w/ listening to reason.
...also seem to be lacking some common sense.,'General system stability improvements to enhance the user's experience.',@Demolishun In one of my past projects on Android, when you were in the Main Menu && pressed the Back key, the game would ask whether or not you'd like to close it.
Choosing [Yes] would 'close' it...
...in reality, the game would simply minimize.
A blatant lie, to be sure.
IIRC the idea was to have 'quicker' startup of the game.,Cool stats.,Not sure how, because I visit the site very rarely, but somehow I've recently stumbled upon the '@whatever' channel on YouTube.
https://www.youtube.com/@whatever
They somewhat cover this topic.
...mostly dating-related talks, as far as I've seen - yes, but it is related.
I am not saying that one necessarily has to date to have children, though.
One-night stands can have their consequences.,@retoor You're welcome, have a nice time off away from coding.
Also - yes, having a kid from a one-night stand is fucked up.
Wouldn't want that, personally, therefore I'm not engaging in those.
W/ all the people in the world, however, there are those who are bound to disagree, as is their right.,- 100%'ed Heavy Rain sometime in 2010.
- Detroit Become Human is in my backlog.
- After spending _a lot_ of time playing the Prince Of Persia Warrior Within, I lost the ability to wake up when I'm about to die in my sleep...
...I just rewind the time to moments before my death && continue.,Definitely ! a complete list... would take me too much time to think about it, but:
- Be intelligent.
- Don't do stupid shit. /* Too often. */
- Be self-reliant.
- Don't bother me w/ bullshit.
- Whether it's good or bad news, just be straight w/ me. Never sugarcoat.
- Be truthful.
Bonus:
- Some overlap in interests. /* The more, the better. */,Just leaving a comment to show my appreciation.
All hail king Lothbrok.,Damn, these look amazing.
Props.,Can't remember exactly, as it's been quite a while ago.
It was either any of these, or some combination of:
0. Was frustrated w/ something tech-related.
1. Was looking for new programming-related jokes to fill the void left by devopsreactions.tumblr.com/ , which has been inactive for _some_ time.
2. Was looking for a solution for some problem.
I had been lurking for a month, maybe two before I decided to create an account, as I felt it would be worth it.
Am ! disappointed.,WTF, indeed.,I see something similar in my current company.
At least w/ the leadership.
Personally I don't get it.
If it's needed / beneficial for the job && you don't understand it, don't ask for it to be dumbed down.
_Educate_ yourself!,@Lensflare Very true.
I see the trend of packing things tightly very often in multi-platform games && even in my own project.
'Let's take all of that info && display in on one screen.'
...end result is a lot of very small text that is barely legible.,@lorentz Ditto.
I liked my Firefox w/ the sharp, rectangular tabs more, too.,I'm guessing 'grug' is a reference to this one:
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/...
Went over my head, but I had no problem looking it up.
Sadly, people tent do be too lazy.,@Lensflare Thanks.
Saw that one, too...
1st fucking result on google...
Not sure how I failed to click on it, though.,@Lensflare Depends on the barrel.,Scammer / spammer testing our defenses?,People like mr. smiley make me very nervous.,@Grumm While still probable, less likely.
Yes - fuck this.,@thelevenin By itself - no.
There are certain indicators that tip the scale in the unfavorable direction, though.,Why crawl out, though, when you can:,Fuck.
Definitely !something one wants to hear after such long investment of time.
Hopefully the new project will be interesting / challenging, though.,Some time ago, I was up at night && wanted to check the time.
Saw this thing pictured below.
I found it just as funny as today's date, but that time happens every day, so it's not as grand.,Unfortunately, no.
Back then my PC was pad-less / joystick-less.
Had a C64 && a knockoff Atari 2600 w/ a whopping *1000 games that both had joysticks, though.,\m/,I am reminded of the Internet Of Dongs.
https://youtube.com/watch/...,Vacation throughout the whole December... because why not?
Installing Kubuntu 24.04 as I type, in the spirit of:
'Get to know something new.',Well...
The current situation reminds me of the 1st time when we had a mobile game w/ Leaderboards.
_Of course_ some fucktards decided they need to hack the thing to get the top places.
...had to deal w/ that BS...,@retoor Yup.
I see this BS unraveling.
I've noticed the bots upvoting my comments sometime this morning...
which is like two hours ago.,@retoor As well you should be happy, having the wit, skill, && knowledge to deal w/ any bUfFoOn's BS.
Congrats on a job well done.
I was starting to entertain the idea of staying in the forest killing boars.
https://youtu.be/_CKOYmBc-ow?t=32
/jk,@retoor Finally the comment's in there.
Well, it's a new one, though.
I previously had a notif of your earlier comment, but then the comment was not displayed.
I had been wondering about that.
Either way I finally managed to get the thing installed.
For some reason the installation would just stall when choosing an encrypted partition.
...to be fair, my HW for experimenting w/ OSs is !exactly top-notch.
Either way I'm currently setting the thing up.
KDE Plasma is nice, as I'm already familiar w/ it thanks to Manjaro.
Ubuntu's GNOME was off-putting to me.,Happy BD.
You're now one year closer to death.
/* Cue '(Don't Fear) The Reaper' by the Blue Öyster Cult. */,@Ranchonyx I enjoy it, too.
The first time I heard it was when playing Rock Band on X360 w/ my friends at my 1st job.
...Good times.,Indeed.
Superstitions are dumb.,Yup.
Seeing a similar thing.,@retoor Completely understandable.,In case anyone is wondering:
Bonus Content -> Lost Levels -> Smokestack -> Turel's Audience Chamber.
0. Approach the doors at the top to trigger the cutscene && wait till it's finished.
1. Shoot a projectile at the doors at the top to open them.
2. Travel the corridor up as far as you can, until you've reached the dead end.
3. Try going back to the area w/ Turel.
...Boom.
...at least on Nintendo Switch.
This one has made my day.,Proof:
https://devrant.molodetz.nl/LOK_SR1...
@retoor: Thanks for providing the storage space - finally got to use it.
Feel free to delete the video if you ever need the space or something.
Side note: two previous uploads ended w/ 500 error for some reason.
Files in question:
LOK_SR1_2_Remaster_Turel_Crash_Nintendo_Switch_v1.0.1.mp4
LOK_SR1_2_Remaster_Turel_Crash_Nintendo_Switch_v1.0.1_reupload.mp4
Just in case you'd like to know.
You can delete those as they are corrupted, lacking the ending.,...actually all it takes to crash the game is to make the boss follow you outside the initial area.,@retoor Much appreciated.
The thought of hitting an upload limit has crossed my mind.
If I find any 'gems' in the future, I'll be sure to share them as well.,@retoor Yup.
Wise decision.,@Demolishun Yeah.
The 'modders fixing buggy games' also reminds me of the Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines.
The game is great, but pretty much unplayable w/o the unofficial patch.
Too bad the current trend in video games is
'Let's release the buggy game. We can patch it later.',@retoor Yeah. The prioritization of new vs old bugs sounds about right.
Same here.
The constant patching of things is a sad side effect of the ubiquitous Internet nowadays.
...or at least the assumption of its ubiquity.,@Demolishun Damn. People modding via code injection?
That's just awesome.,@retoor This one is interesting.
Bugs disappearing w/ unrelated changes.
Though I've seen many memory-related issues causing all sorts of weird behavior.
Fixing the memory issues would resolve those.
Also, sometimes there are other factors at play.
Quite recently we closed a report not because we had fixed it, but because it was an OS-level issue.
Console manufacturer fixed it on their side.,@retoor One of the more interesting issues that I remember hearing of
/* as it was in a project finished prior to me joining one of my past companies */
is an issue in a multiplayer game.
IIRC it was a sports game of sorts on one of the portable systems.
The game's designer had been reporting many issues in the MP mode to the lead programmer.
After roughly two weeks of debugging, the programmer _finally_ found && fixed the issue.
Turned out the root cause of _all_ those issues reported by the designer was the Random function called at the beginning of the match.
The thing was, the function was being called _on both machines_ - the Host's && the Client's, instead of just the Host's who would then send over the result to the Client so that the game would be in sync.
Effectively the Host && the Client had been playing two separate games.
Unfortunately since I only heard about this from the lead programmer I have no idea what introduced the issue in the first place.,...could've been because of the development hell.
I _think_ the programmer had been complaining about the designer constantly wanting design changes, but my memory might be misleading me.,@retoor I've been dealing w/ portables some decade ago.
Nowadays I'm dealing w/ current gen consoles.
Game dev is interesting in that the whole thing is dynamic.
You can't really play two exact same games.
There's always going to be some difference between playthroughs.
My current project is a multiplayer game, as well.
A lot of issues due to networking.
Many caused by lack of sync due to pings.
It's wild.
...also, your point number 1 reminds me of:
https://xkcd.com/221/
I love that comic...,@retoor Ah, apologies - must've gotten distracted, so I forgot to tackle that part.
I am sure that I am _bound_ to disappoint you && others here, but I spent most of my time in game dev as an internal tester for game dev studios in close cooperation w/ programmers, while programming remained my 'road !taken'.
I had a chance to become a programmer right after finishing 2y college, but I chickened out.
I do value honesty, as such I'm mentioning this.
I'm currently learning C++ thanks to 'Beginning C++17', as in game dev the C / C++ are dominant.
/* Yes - the newest one is 23 */
Java is also used, but it's more of a mobile games thing.
Python is being used mostly for scripting automated tests, IIRC.
Something I might also consider.
So programming skills-wise, I'm a beginner-in-the-making.
Anyway, over the years I've seen some funny / retarded things in game dev, which I'd like to share here over time hopefully to your amusement.
...,...Also, generally speaking most testers are retarded.
Very true of many external ones who are unwilling to learn, just 'play'.
I've always preferred hanging around programmers.
My best friends are programmers - the good ones.
Sure they do fuck up here && there, but we all do at some point.
I do too. I'm !perfect.
Programmers tend to be witty, have an interesting humor, create things.
I've always admired that about them.
Yes - there's quite a lot of math involved in game dev, although it also depends on the thing one programs.
Physics, graphics need a lot of it.
I'm also quite interested in networking - I have a nice setup for extensive network tests.
Another thing that interests me is hacking games, so learning Assembler could be highly beneficial.
Currently I know about 'nop', though.
I like hacking single player games for personal amusement, to learn how things work in the game's memory,
learn about protections && such.
...,...e.g. games made in older RPG Makers tend to have this protection where value displayed on the screen is stored in memory as displayed_value * 2 + 1;
Hacking leaderboards / MP games is fucked up && I'm highly against it, though.
Only losers who want to _feel_ superior do that, because they lack the skills to be the best on their own.
My recent interest in Linux came to be because of one of the issues that has been reported for a Steam Deck.
Testers around me said 'we don't have the HW, so sorry - can't verify'.
On the other hand, I though... 'Hey... Stem Deck runs on Linux... sure it's modified, but still.'
I have managed to create a setup proving them wrong, that we are actually capable of this w/o the real HW.
So this would be an example of uneducated testers !wanting to learn.
I want to know how things work, I do _a lot_ of research googling things && reading documentation about how the platforms work.
...,...There's also a lot of 'It's probably OK.' or 'I think' mentality among many testers who want to talk between themselves to _assure_ themselves that they're right.
If I just don't know something platform-specific that I should or would benefit from knowing, then I don't hesitate to ask on console forums.
I could continue, but wow... this has already become quite a long confession.
I do apologize for !mentioning this sooner && I hope that you don't mind me hanging around.
To answer your AI testing games question - I don't see it.
It could help w/ some automation e.g. for smoke tests, but there is _a lot_ of things that just need to be done manually.
...damn... what a huge wall of text this is...,@retoor I wouldn't say that karma is a form of superstition.
- 'Broken mirror? Oh noes x years of misfortune to me'.
- 'Black cat crossed my patch? Better go around / take a different route, else bad luck to me'.
- 'To go forward I need to go underneath a ladder? Oh hell no!'
*Getting the ladder out of the way before proceeding.*
&& so forth.
...Those are superstitions, as far as I'm concerned.,I'd like to think, however, that if I were a dumb fuck craving the pleasure of seeing the world burn,
using UTF chars in hacking wars in an attempt to avoid spam filters to bother good people by sending them bullshit, I would sooner or later get what was coming to me.,@retoor Nice to hear that the spam filters are so efficient.
- Haven't seen the new army, yet, but taking a look right now.,@retoor whew... finding this one has taken me way longer than I thought it would...
anyway, the creative new army reminded me of this bit:
https://securityreactions.tumblr.com/...,@retoor Oh yeah.
I've seen those, too.
The spam had a far reach.,@retoor I'd love to, but as explained in detail in this terrible wall of text here:
https://devrant.com/rants/11556589
sadly I'm not capable of that at the moment.
My day job is quite different && I'm only starting to learn C++.
♪ Sad but true ♪,e.g. https://reddit.com/r/LiminalSpace/...
...for some reason some people find the large, empty spaces of the Mario 64's castle disturbing.
I never had that impression, though.
Too colorful areas.
Unlike the hotel in The Shining w/ the twins beckoning you to play with them...,0. Talk about Fight Club.
1. Talk about Fight Club.
2. Talk about anything covered by NDA.
3. Kill people w/o serious repercussions, even when they deserve it.
4. Be unapproachable. /* Whatever that means. */
5. Tell coworkers off, when they fuck up. /* So sayeth the PC guru. */
...
the list is long.,@jestdotty You have quite an interesting take on their predominant art style.
...&& I find no problem w/ that.,@retoor Love it!
Ideal for cryptography, I'm sure.
/jk,@retoor I think this one would have a perfect application in a lottery.
Out of 100 purchased tickets one of them would have to win, wouldn't it.
Though can't say for sure - this RNG looks very tricky. ;-),I can only imagine the WTF moment you had when you found them.
Big fuckers.
Wouldn't want them anywhere near me.,This actually reminded me that the Japanese && other Asians have a problem w/ number 4.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...,@CoreFusionX That's cool to know.
For now, kanji are too advanced for me.
I've only managed to learn Hiragana, thus far.
Before even attempting to tackle kanji, I should probably learn Katakana first, though.,@CoreFusionX Thanks!
/* I am so glad we have google translate, nowadays. */,@CoreFusionX I take google translations w/ a grain of salt.
I'd never use them in anything official, like translating software into other languages.
/* I've seen way too many examples of poor grammar in those. */
It is helpful, though, when you can't grasp a language && need some context.,@Lensflare I've seen way too many programmers w/ the
'I'm a programmer - I write code; It's the tester's job to test it.'
mentality.
Builds !booting is one of the more common results of that.,@retoor I know, now!
Thanks.
Reminds me of a Visual Studio gamification plugin that would enable Achievements.
https://blogs.microsoft.com/blog/...,I think I've already been one.
/jk
I listened more to the character on the right, than that on the left.,@jestdotty Yup.
Enjoyed both of them, including the expansions.,@retoor No worries.
You got around to them in the end.
Also - I know that book.
I've obtained a copy in *.pdf during one of the Humble Bundle promos.,...Interpretations...
I'll just leave this pic...,You're !alone.
Had one for one maybe two months, then deleted it.
It was well over a decade ago.,The Devil Wears Prada - HTML Rulez D00d
https://youtube.com/watch/...
Still enjoyed the music, but damn... the title is misleading.,@retoor The small pleasures in life.
I completely get your enthusiasm.,@retoor Taking a look right now.
Should be helpful w/ that portfolio of yours.
I've seen you mentioning the desire to make a copy of the site w/ real name for those potential future employers in some other post, too.,@retoor Small pleasure as in new book -> new knowledge; new thing to play w/.,@retoor Yeah, that mem leak in python is weird.
Good hunting.
I'm doing fine.
Making slow, but steady progress each day.,@retoor https://amazon.co.uk/Neural-Network...
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£30 + shipping seems affordable.```
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