Aldar said False alert everyone, I was just an idiot who didn't set the port 80 NAT at home to only apply to packets from the WAN interface... So it sent them right back...,You know how ' are used to keep shell from touching the containing string in any way, right? 

What effed me up is that in bash, if you prepend the first apostrophe with a dollar sign, it overrides that and turns on escape sequence translation within the string 

$ echo 'foo\nbar' 
foo\nbar 
$ echo $'foo\nbar' 
foo 
bar```