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[{"username": "IHateForALiving", "text": "Team Leader, once again, wagered I was wrong on a technical thing\r\nI, once again, accepted his wager\n\nTeam Leader, once again, lost the bet.\n\nThat's 3-0 now.,Fucking hell, why does the phone decide I can't use my last 4% of battery for the torch function? Fuckers, you can imagine that if the user does that, it's really needed right!? Give a warning or smth. It's not like that 4% is good for a phone call either. What's the point of that last 4% battery then.\n\nI live in a park 5km from outside village center. When it gets dark in the middle of nowhere, it gets black, really black. So, I was cycling home and my bicycle light died. And halfway, it was almost completely dark so I wanted to use the torch on my phone so I could at least see if I'm still on the bicycle road. That's how dark it was and it fucking refused. But then - someone caught up from behind and could follow that person until my exit (one I would've never had found anymore) cycled a hundred meters in pitch black until I saw lights of the park. God dammit, fucked up experience. If that cyclist with light wasn't there, I would've had to walk and hoping I was walking in a straight line. Normally I already go before it gets that dark because bicycle light nearly isn't enough.\n\nAnd that all, because those fuckers decide what you do with your last battery. Fuck you.\n\nSame for headphone, if ten percent battery left, more than a hour, it starts beeping every minute. So I have to listen a hour that the battery is almost \"dead\"? Almost dead is 5 minutes left fuckers, not whole hour!\n\nWho designs these things?,So I have been setting goals for my interaction with people on devrant. I had the goal of getting someone to spray liquid out of their mouth in response to something I posted. I believe I had one person self report on this (maybe two). My next goal was getting someone to shit their pants in response to a post. I figured with @b2plane here my chances were a lot higher. As of Nov, 2024 nobody has reported on this. That goal still stands.\n\nMaybe some new goals for this next upcoming year should be:\r\n1. get someone to rage quit (not sure this in a good goal)\r\n2. get someone to \"dad splain\" to me \r\n3. triggered downvotes (I have had some in the past, so this is a recurring goal)\r\n4. inspire anti-posts (some of you are natural inspirers it seems, respect)\r\n5. actually create funny memes (maybe not possible, shitposting will continue though)\n\nDoes anyone have ideas for some good edge lording goals?,He is right you know \ud83d\ude0f,It wasnt a Phillips Head screw. It was Pozidriv!,hi....,Spent 3 hours not understanding why the exact same procedure on Linux worked while not in windows. Ended up installing Linux on the windows computer.,Staring at computer trying to figure out why I can't read a float from modbus. I swapped the bytes correctly for my platform. I also ensured the endianess of the words matched my platform (byte endianess is not the sames as word endianess, fml). Was driving home thinking about what could be wrong. My mind saw this code:\n\nuint32_t newint;\r\nfor(int count=0; count<2; count++){\r\nnewint |= words[count] << count; \r\n}\n\nThen I am fuck! It should be:\r\nnewint |= words[count] << (count*16);\n\nThis was later turned into float. I kept getting values in the 1e-40 or some shit. Now it makes sense. The upper word was not set.\n\nThis is such newb shit. Fuck you newb shit I should just know!\n\nReading more I realized that the endianess of words can vary between devices even though the spec calls for big endian words. Fuck you non-compliant vendors! So I gotta add a flag for fucked up devices. Fine. The pay off is a generic way to add modbus to our opcua server. I want this easily editable in the field. For now it is readonly. So that makes it nicer.\n\nJust a little torqued that I solved this driving home instead of at work. Too close to the code. I think tomorrow I will have my boss review it to tell me of other logical crap I missed.,don't hack
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