kiki said Shampoo for women:
- heavenly papaya 
- nourishing silk 
- calming melt-in banana

Shampoo for men:
- badass molten lead storm 
- dragon fire tsunami 
- velociraptor fuckfest,Kiki dream log from today 
5am,when you make money on crypto, you rob people who:
- wasn’t as quick as you because they were working 9 to 5
- wasn’t as educated as you because they spent all their time making ends meet,Why is real workable Linux with GUI so big? Windows XP is sub 1 gig, any Linux distro (real one that is, not Tiny Core Linux) is several times that. What am I supposed to use for my old ThinkPads and EEE PCs?
I don't need anything more than what XP gives me. Just an OS with GUI that can run software. Give me a Linux distro that does the same that Windows XP does, while weighing the same. Is it too much to ask?,Don't call is ECMAScript 6 — call it JS 2015.
Don't call it iPhone 16 — call it iPhone 2024. Or Apple Phone 2024.
Don't call it Ubuntu 24.10 Oracular Oriole — call it Ubuntu 2024.
Don't call it WiFi 802.11 b/g/n/ac/ax — call it WiFi 1 gb/s. 
Don't call it SDXC II 3 10 — call it SD 300 mb/s.
Don't call it USB 3.2 gen 2x2 — call it USB 20 gb/s.
Don't call it Google Pixel 6A — call it Google Phone 2022 Lite. 

STOP. Giving. Bullshit. Names! Make it SIMPLER for once.,City 17 is a joke compared to the amount of surveillance an average Android user is under every day.,kiki dreams,@Galena can you make this UI happen?,Both suicidal children and children dying of cancer do the same thing from time to time: they mimic a bird’s last song. Three short whistles in rapid succession.
When I saw Marc for the last time, he was asleep. It seemed like I scared him: he woke up in panic, did the whistle thing, pulled the boomerang from under his pillow and started hitting that dark spot on his arm with it. The spot was melanoma, but he was too young to understand it.
He died three days later. Then, we found glass shards inside his stomach.,TIL that there was a KDE port for Windows.,I became potus and wanted to cut military spending, but my cat learned how to pronounce the word “representative” and kept saying I was a bad representative,Poor @Abigayle1 and her cheating husband,Slovenia: when the tools are made in Germany, but the materials are made in China.

Rich European countries are 2004 Brazil during the championship. Every other country is just 2004 Brazil.,Linux clowns be preaching openness and then whine when we theme their apps,dfox returned to sell custom avatars for $7/mo. Y’all laughed, then some Chinese spammer with mspaint avatar took over the platform while retoor justified his actions,I realized it will be smooth sailing from now on. My bipolar disorder is all but cured, my remission is very stable.,Yes, Gaurav didn't get in, but… your younger Aditya still needs a uni degree, right? And the government needs human skin. Gaurav is of no use anyway, he'll never make it without a degree. Let's fix things by making a mutually beneficial decision?

A good human hide went for around Ꙩ300. This is why parents made sure kids had good hygiene and no scars until the uni exams. A lower-grade hide was just Ꙩ30 and was only useful for “special” leather novelties. 

Meanwhile, good hides made excellent high fashion coats for the royalty.

It was a shame that U-boat had to go down, burning all 70 crew alive. They were all 20 to 23.,Older devRanters who had a joystick port on their SoundBlasters back in the day… did you ever use it to plug in a joystick?,NYC:
- Constant construction work that never ends
- You can buy ad place on scaffolding
- Potholes are “repaired” with literal trash left outside by shop owners that is compacted by passing cars
- It's okay to bump other cars to make room for parking yours

I've never been there. NYC dwellers, are those rumors true?,With the advent of farming, losing the winter’s worth of food to rats and other vermin had become the difference between life and death for millions of people. Thus, house cats became indispensable. Next time you see a cat, show some respect — you owe your life to one.,More fiction was written in Excel than Word.,Shampoo for women:
1. Nourishing papaya
2. Ipanema sunrise
3. Flourishing silk

Shampoo for men:
1. Auschwitz-Birkenau
2. 2001 Honda Accord
3. Gun,Your christian mom: Life finds a way! 🤗

Fungi: L̦͙͕̈́͝͠I̳͎͕͋̿̈́F̢̼̞̓͝E̢̳͙͆̔̕ F̦̺̓͝I̝͚̟͊͑͝Ń͙̪͊͝D̪̳̒̾͠S̟͎͖̈́́͆ A̢̺̫̐͋͝ W͍͎̺͛͋̚A̡̝̫̿̽͝Y̫̘͉͐͋̚,Little is more mesmerizing than a masterful solution to a complex problem.,new kitchen = divorce within 5 mo,boutta ball old rich white dude style, interactive btokers, here i go
I didn’t sleep haha,Okay so I had an acute derealization episode yesterday, hence yesterday’s post. Ignore what I said.
It was caused by the lack of sleep, the first such case since 2018.
Symptoms included super wide FOV — my arms were three miles long, I saw what seemed like almost my whole surroundings all at once. I couldn’t confirm the reality of that superhuman vision with an experiment because it was hard to grasp reality during derealization. I’m almost certain that it was just my brain extending my vision from memory, but I had no idea it could even do that given how detailed it was. 
Also, vertigo was crazy. 
I don’t own a funded Interactive Brokers account. 
I don’t do drugs, alcohol, nicotine or caffeine. I never ever did drugs or alcohol. I’m about one year nicotine free and about three months caffeine free. 
I’m bipolar and autistic. My prescription medications include neuroleptics that slow me down, not speed me up — the standard medication scheme prescribed to millions of patients all over the world.,@Lensflare when I open a rant and want to scroll, if I happen to be touching rant/comment text, it won’t scroll. I have to scroll touching an avatar,It’s crazy to think that devRant’s first and last weekly questions were the same,People of Iraq, Syria, Palestine, Libya and Afghanistan should have American voting rights because of how much of US government's decisions affect their lives.,3.3V
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I'll create a Windows 11 virtual machine that will boot, then a macro will run that installs Chrome while closing every intervening Edge popup on its way. After the last popup is closed, the VM is reset to the pre-macro state.
I'll let Windows experience the eternity of me denying its unethical attempts to keep me from using Chrome. And I bet you I'll let it phone home every time.,RIP Thomas Eugene Kurtz, the creator of BASIC.,Eschew clever rules.,Autocatalysis happens when the product of a chemical reaction accelerates said reaction. 
The greatest catalyst is… consciousness. 
A human body is but a very complex chemical reaction that goes on for roughly a century. Among other things, it produces consciousness that makes us look for food that keeps the reaction going. Consciousness is just a catalyst that turned out to be more efficient than other catalysts.,devRant is now Mars: more robots than people,The only thing more terrifying than CSS is a person who's not terrified of it.,everybody has poop inside them at all times.,This is lead acetate. It looks like sugar and tastes like sugar, yet it’s as toxic as lead.
Have a good day!,Fuck teocracy! Fuck autocracy! Fuck democracy too!

Catocracy, now! Let cats rule the country! Feed all christians to lions!,In Russian army, they have this funny tale:

“There is no better vagina
Than the asshole of your comrade
Yes, it smells worse,
But it for sure is tighter!”
In Russian language, everything rhymes perfectly.

Original:
Лучше нет влагалища
Чем очко товарища
Пусть и пахнет хуже,
Зато входит туже!,Behold, the most American sentence ever uttered:
“Never sue a freedom-loving n*gga with a big-ass gun.”

Gotta make it a bumper sticker for my Ford F-350!,Communism: you have two cows. The state takes both and gives you milk for free. Then, the state sells one cow overseas for a bull, breed cows and get everyone unconditional free milk.

Capitalism: you have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You start breeding cows and selling milk. Then, Nestle comes and makes you go out of business.,Tin whiskers grow on solder joints and make shorts. They’re real, and they kill a lot of electronics.
The only known cure is adding lead to the solder, but modern standards only allow lead-free solder prone to tin whiskers. Leaded solder is the reason that early computers are still operational today. 

Petition to allow medical equipment manufacturers to use leaded solder! Life support shorting out and burning in the middle of the night will kill the patient.,Just made this for my new project,Low voltage: I flow in conductors and don't flow in isolators.
High voltage: ᴡ̢͕̲͋̀͝ʜ̺̪͍̲̒͌͝ᴇ̫͕̼̲̓͑́ʀ͍̝͎̲͛̐͝ᴇ̳͉̪̲͑͠ ɪ̟̠̼̲͑͆̚s͓̼͉̲͊͋̐ ᴛ͔̟̲̔͊͘ʜ̠͎̲͛͑̓ᴇ͕̞͖̲̈́̀̕ ғ̡͓̝̲͐͘ᴜ̺͍͉̲̐̈́ᴄ͖̞̺̲̓̕̕ᴋ̢͓̘̲͋̚ɪ̟͚̲͑͒̾͜ɴ̳̺̠̲̓͐͘ɢ̠͎̝̲̈́͊̕ ᴡ͔̦͔̲͆͐͘ɪ̟̪̟̲̽͝͝ʀ̝̪̻̲̈́͊̐ᴇ̺̳̲͊̈́̕͜,What color are things that are smaller than 200 nm? You can't see them in an optical microscope anymore, so they're… they have no color at all. Yet, they exist and are perfectly visible to a scanning electron microscope.
The visible light itself has just too long of a wavelength to bounce off of an object this small.
So yeah, there are truly colorless things that aren't void.,To all of you… PLEASE get into the DIY electronics hobby. Learn how to solder. Learn how to 3D-print. Learn basic circuit design.
The monopoly on electronics production know-how can and will be used as a mechanism of oppression. We the people should be able to rebuild the modern world from scratch out of salvaged components if need be, independent of centralized institutions.,Unpopular opinion: given your server has enough entropy, UUID v4 is a good session token. 
It allocates 122 bits for the randomly generated part. OWASP recommends session tokens to contain at least 64 bits of entropy while being at least 16 hexadecimal characters long.,z-index you set minus z-index that was necessary is the number of whips you should receive. Whips with barbed wire that is.,I'm the type of girl that can write a 100-line SQL migration without autocomplete, AI and copying-and-pasting and make it run correctly on the first try.,The purpose of this vessel is to obscure the location of real vessels,mama kiki just went to two sentence horror subreddit and casually smashed those amateurs three times in a row with her writing chops,They called it The Counterfeit Sun. Initially tested and deployed on The Cape of Good Hope in 1892, it was a shallow well with stone walls and a darkened needle-like protrusion in the middle. The Counterfeit Sun was able to turn a human body into damp dust in milliseconds.  

With The Counterfeit Sun, soldiers fight better. People behave better in general, because no one wants to end up there. Even doctors and social workers perform better: while discarding corpses every day, they look at The Counterfeit Sun working, and they don’t want to make a round trip back to the station just to find out they’re the next to go.

Also, there were no corpses on the streets anymore. Take all of them to us, and we would get rid of them.  

There was just one issue: sometimes, The Counterfeit Sun started glowing. At that moment, you knew you fucked up.,…and I think it’s beautiful.,When you’re counting calories, there is nothing more satisfying than eating a bit less than normal every day and watching thermodynamics in her firm inevitability shaving pound after pound off your scales number.

It’s comforting to know that if you’re not losing weight that way, the laws of thermodynamics will have to be rewritten. That ain’t gonna happen any time soon, so you can’t not lose weight.,okay, it's time. 

a friend of mine left Microsoft a while ago. he said that the reason he left was The Microsoft Way Of Doing Things that, upon accepting and embracing it, will make you unhirable to everyone else. Doing so was a requirement — you won't make it long without becoming One Of Them.

he may or may not have used Visual C++, C# and F#, and he may or may not have touched Windows.,> I made it through the security! Finally, time for some blues!
> *guy on stage pulls out the guitar*
> *It's a $5,000 PRS*
> oh no, it's going to be lawyer blues!
> 🎵that nasty prosecutor, he got me by my balls🎵
> 🎵LORD! that that nasty prosecutor got me by my balls🎵
> 🎵I wish I could finish the paperwork…🎵
> 🎵LORD! I wish I could finish until the morning falls🎵
> *five minutes of minor pentatonic noodling*```