b2plane said what the fuck did i just read rn,how many times a day can a dude shit? oh my God ts so fucking annoying!

shitted about 5-6 times today

every day i shit

max: 6 times
average: 3 times
minimum: 1 time,TRUMPS BEEN IN OFFICE FOR 20 MINUTES AND THE US ALREADY FEELS LESS GAY, AND A RANDOM 100 DOLLA BILL APPEARED IN MY WALLET, THE EARTH IS SELF CLEANSING, ECONOMY REGENERATING, I FEEL HOPE AGAIN FOR A BRIGTHER FUTURE, WE'RE GONNA EXPERIENCE MARS OCCUPATION IN OUR LIFETIME, TODAY IM FUCKING ANOTHER WHORE, SOON I WILL START SHITTING LESS, BECOME A MILLIONAIRE IN THE TRUMP ERA, AND LIFE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE FUCKING GOOD FOR ONCE,how the FUCK Is 1 bitcoin worth $85,000 ????

whst rhe FUCK js trump doing!!!! i need time to invest i dont have a lot of cash rn!!!,AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa,plotting such an evil fucking sequence of calculated manipulative, pure evil to the core, series of events to cause destruction to my blonde whore ex (shes on the verge of mental breakdown already and threatens to cut her veins or jump off a building and i couldnt care less)

p.s. her crying is music to my ears, hearing and watching her cry and suffer is very difficult for me, to hide the smile on my face,i understand it now,shitting again,every time i shit i feel like a huge snake is crawling through my guts and leaving thru my asshole,met the most beautiful girl. well on ig at least. 9/10. her behavior made her 10/10. she wants me so badly. texts me so often. only wants me. wants me to fk her even on first date. shes hooked to me. shes attached to me already. she wants to breed with me and cuddle. kiss me hug me. shes willing to do anything for me even travel from another city long distance 2h 40m car travel. shes obsessed w me. said she will either fall in love w me and be w me forever or end up in mental insane asylum.

wtf is going on. this looks too good to be true. am i fucking tripping balls right now? has God blessed me with a normal girl finally after the suffering i went through? have i built my character development from suffering thanks to my blonde whore?

is this a trap? is the the final boss of pain? or am i fucking godlike blessed?,as i was wiping my ass after shitting right now i literally grabbed shit inside the toilet paper that was somehow stuck to my asshole. it didnt fall down in toilet. literal shit was stuck to my asshole skin like a glue. so i was holding basically my shit with my hand. it was a tiny ball of shit tho so nun too scary. most of the big shit has fallen out,as im shitting on the toilet (again) today im gonna write this rant (my shit is liquid this time very watery and stinks a lot too btw): i will (i just shitted 2 balls of shjt lol and then it stopped) start a new challenge (now its liquid shit again). the challenge is, i will be trading memecoins but not like a degenerate, actually strategically and smart. i draw lines n shit and predict the chart. i started with 2k (my life savings) and already im at 4k. i scalp and trade little by little

i called this challenge THE HOMELESSMAN CHALLENGE. the challenge is, I AM NOT ALLOWED TO EAT ANY FOOD UNTIL I CASHOUT AT LEAST 1$ PROFIT (thats why im shitting liquid shit rn cz my stomach is deformed i havent eaten since yesterday night lol). this means i will either make consistent profits or die of starvation.

the challenge ends once i hit 100k profit. this is double stimulation. i get less fat And i get more rich. or i just die. win win.

good. now that i wrote this rant imma head over and wipe my watery asshole from this disgusting liquid shit,as i was fucking my blonde ex whore missionary, i looked her in the eyes and said "i have to close my eyes and turn my head around and imagine another girl so i can cum"

maximum psychological damage.,thats me,im shitting the dryest shit ever. i have to push so hard as if im giving birth, for the shit to come out. shit loves me so much it just doesnt want to leave my body,taking a dump again,broken,ate 8 boiled eggs. nobody is ready for the smell of my farts and shit now,ever since i lost my whore blonde ex all i do is gooning and shitting so now i stink on cum and shit all day (i don't shower anymore cause i showered only to smell good for whores),where to find a crack for intellij license? i dont want to enable proxy,I'm cheating on the new girl who is showing me absolutely nothing but pure love (i just sexed my blonde ex whore and cheated on the new girl who i also sexed on my whore blonde ex's birthday),i just took a ride with my brand new bitch (3rd one in the roster) for our 2nd date. we kissed on first and now on second date she loves me.

while kissing, she cant stop kissing me. she said she never fucked a guy as friends w benefits but im pushing her to do it for the first time.

I'm the motherfucking slut maker.

I'm the creator of sluts now.

I take control.

I turn good girls into sluts rn cause my aura is beyond the universe and all these bitches can feel it by saying "i have that something" whatever it is

Now, i cheated on my blonde ex whore, and on my brand new gf, with this 3rd girl (I'll cheat on the 3rd girl too)

I will break as many females psychologically as possible and that is the price they have to pay for the psychological damage caused to me by my blonde ex whore.

I'm turning into a player rn and I'll fuckk all of them

They are all obsessed w me cause I'm different from the rest

They cant resist to let me fuck them

My aura attracts them

Because my behavior is nonchalant

I am on a great arc

2025 looks promising as Fuck

Also my current job offered me to work on another projects as a senior DevOps engineer which finally includes rancher kubernetes grafana prometheus harbor splunk etc, which pays me 4-8k euros a month

life is finally starting to become better but i went through Fucking hell to get here!

I got whores and i got money.

Im almost stress free.

The only thing left is to get more whores (3 arent enough, i need a roster of at least 10+ to be on the safe side), and i need to become a millionaire from theft in crypto

Then i fk 100s of whores all day and drive fast bmws

Btw i was driving my new hoe in my bmw late at night rn and a c63 coupe raced me. That mf gapped me! So i put sport + nitro mode on and gapped that mf so he quit

My bitch was holding my hand and said he gave up (but he actually let me win lol cause he saw i was with a bitch) i cant race a c63 coupe with a base model bmw bruh🤣

while we were kissing in the car (3rd bitch) i was leaking so much fucking precum (i fucked and cummed 3 times my blonde ex whore prior to this on the same day), and i was still horny af. this bitch got my dick rock solid hard

so then i came back at my blonde ex whore to grab my laptop and i kissed her, literally 2 minutes after tongue licking the 3rd side link

my ego is so fucking high and it will only get higher from here

it feels so good having aura, beast car and a roster of whores.

my day today was so fucking wild and random

my life is finally starting to make sense and become worth living

whores, money and fast cars is all i need in my life

(my new gf whos in love with me was the least important and she had to wait for hours for my reply until i get finished fucking my blonde ex whore and taking my 3rd link on a date and kissing (next date needs to be fuckijg w my new side link))

time to search for the 4th side link

I LOVE THIS💯,taking another fat shit again```