b2plane said what the fuck did i just read rn,how many times a day can a dude shit? oh my God ts so fucking annoying!

shitted about 5-6 times today

every day i shit

max: 6 times
average: 3 times
minimum: 1 time,TRUMPS BEEN IN OFFICE FOR 20 MINUTES AND THE US ALREADY FEELS LESS GAY, AND A RANDOM 100 DOLLA BILL APPEARED IN MY WALLET, THE EARTH IS SELF CLEANSING, ECONOMY REGENERATING, I FEEL HOPE AGAIN FOR A BRIGTHER FUTURE, WE'RE GONNA EXPERIENCE MARS OCCUPATION IN OUR LIFETIME, TODAY IM FUCKING ANOTHER WHORE, SOON I WILL START SHITTING LESS, BECOME A MILLIONAIRE IN THE TRUMP ERA, AND LIFE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE FUCKING GOOD FOR ONCE,how the FUCK Is 1 bitcoin worth $85,000 ????

whst rhe FUCK js trump doing!!!! i need time to invest i dont have a lot of cash rn!!!,AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa,plotting such an evil fucking sequence of calculated manipulative, pure evil to the core, series of events to cause destruction to my blonde whore ex (shes on the verge of mental breakdown already and threatens to cut her veins or jump off a building and i couldnt care less)

p.s. her crying is music to my ears, hearing and watching her cry and suffer is very difficult for me, to hide the smile on my face,i understand it now,shitting again,every time i shit i feel like a huge snake is crawling through my guts and leaving thru my asshole,met the most beautiful girl. well on ig at least. 9/10. her behavior made her 10/10. she wants me so badly. texts me so often. only wants me. wants me to fk her even on first date. shes hooked to me. shes attached to me already. she wants to breed with me and cuddle. kiss me hug me. shes willing to do anything for me even travel from another city long distance 2h 40m car travel. shes obsessed w me. said she will either fall in love w me and be w me forever or end up in mental insane asylum.

wtf is going on. this looks too good to be true. am i fucking tripping balls right now? has God blessed me with a normal girl finally after the suffering i went through? have i built my character development from suffering thanks to my blonde whore?

is this a trap? is the the final boss of pain? or am i fucking godlike blessed?,as i was wiping my ass after shitting right now i literally grabbed shit inside the toilet paper that was somehow stuck to my asshole. it didnt fall down in toilet. literal shit was stuck to my asshole skin like a glue. so i was holding basically my shit with my hand. it was a tiny ball of shit tho so nun too scary. most of the big shit has fallen out,as im shitting on the toilet (again) today im gonna write this rant (my shit is liquid this time very watery and stinks a lot too btw): i will (i just shitted 2 balls of shjt lol and then it stopped) start a new challenge (now its liquid shit again). the challenge is, i will be trading memecoins but not like a degenerate, actually strategically and smart. i draw lines n shit and predict the chart. i started with 2k (my life savings) and already im at 4k. i scalp and trade little by little

i called this challenge THE HOMELESSMAN CHALLENGE. the challenge is, I AM NOT ALLOWED TO EAT ANY FOOD UNTIL I CASHOUT AT LEAST 1$ PROFIT (thats why im shitting liquid shit rn cz my stomach is deformed i havent eaten since yesterday night lol). this means i will either make consistent profits or die of starvation.

the challenge ends once i hit 100k profit. this is double stimulation. i get less fat And i get more rich. or i just die. win win.

good. now that i wrote this rant imma head over and wipe my watery asshole from this disgusting liquid shit,as i was fucking my blonde ex whore missionary, i looked her in the eyes and said "i have to close my eyes and turn my head around and imagine another girl so i can cum"

maximum psychological damage.,thats me,im shitting the dryest shit ever. i have to push so hard as if im giving birth, for the shit to come out. shit loves me so much it just doesnt want to leave my body,taking a dump again```