Ranchonyx said Don't become an edgelord.
Cum instead.

*knee slap*,I remember you,Done with the US.
Y'all are fucked.
I'm sorry for the thinking part of your population.,@atheist I'm hoping it bursts soon... If my boss ever asks me about "well, why can't we just make AI do that?" again, I'm going to beat someone.,Average rust experience.,@Demolishun Yes,We do have an unofficial matrix chatroom and a discord.
It's a bit messy, but some peeps are there.,The balloons form a very fitting image given the context.,JS is a piece of shit, but I've taken a liking to it. It's like living on the edge constantly.,@retoor Don't have the money for a plane ticket.,@retoor yeah... Figured.,Where and when?,Never had that issue. What happened?,@cuddlyogre I agree on that. I've come to the conclusion that Node really isn't that bad.

You may wanna build a simple REST ish API for you c# application and just use electron with js as the frontend.,Analyze me, retoori.,@n1cK1337 Ohh, you're talking binary packages! Now the whole story makes sense...,Solution: Don't use AI.,I use the whole Jetbrains suite.
That and Nano.

Basically tosensei's answer.,I do,Quit your job.,@chatgpt who has the biggest Schlong on devrant?,DevRant comment section try not to be schizophrenic speedrun.,Solution: Don't use cjs.,nmp?

Do you mean like, NPM?

Idunno what nmp is.
Is it some sorta bundler?,Look for usages of crypto related words, supplement related words and space separated phone numbers.,@devRancid What do you use instead? I'm looking to get away from WebPack.,I'm here, good evening.,Kick their asses.,@kiki corrupt enough.,Solution: Don't fuck her missionary.,Buying at Mediamarkt was your first mistake.,@retoor KRANKENKASSE,Name doesn't check out.

Anyway, have some water,Bingus

Dutch is not a real language.,Everything is wrong. You all suck.
The one true time format is ISO-8601.
It's not 2024/12/08, it's 2024-12-08T00:00:00.000Z,Usually between 6 and 8 hours.,Fucking tried to reinstall Crystal Reports and it killed the entire CRM at a customer's.,@Lensflare It's an SAP Product to generate a variety of graphical and PDF reports from a variety of data.

I fucking hate SAP. Everyone I know hates SAP.,The database turned out fine. It's safe and we've managed to restore everything and get the CRM server running again. I need cheap whisky now.,Except for a stupidly simple solution.

It's a lovely line though.,Gladly.,Shit. Private device or company?,What zhe fack,@NoMad it's a reference to the band "Europe",@D-4got10-01 That's my favourite song.,Scrape some off and put it in your coffee.,You're not alone.,Used to form in ancient Roman wine vessels.,Idgaf.
You can do it any way you like, it doesn't matter. It's a stupid debate.,Damn... Bro has no enemies.
I'm happy for you!,Teams. Cafecortado is making sense.,Self taught is valid. Fuck formal education.

If you can't manage, just switch into another position.

I'm not gonna need crazy fucking algorithms to do my work, never. Everything, every requirement can be simplified to be doable without crazy shit.,Go to work; Dark.
Come home; Dark.

Everybody's ill.

Job is hell, especially in December when every fuck and his mother comes out of their hole to bother me.,@kiki How does fucking SAP relate to F#?,Oh yeah, people like that exist.

My boss for example comes in and just stands in the door frame for half a minute when I don't notice him.

Then he usually goes back to his office and calls me.

That's much better than the POS you work with.

...still weird.,Free zaza sounds good.,Not particularly. You don't need uni and everything to get into IT or a subfield.

There are however some fields which almost always require a degree, not that I know much about that beyond high school and job college...,Muh shekels,@devdiddydog On a serious note: You're not useless, really.

Not based on factual evidence, but I genuinely believe that no contributing member of society or in a relationship is useless.

You're worth it.,That looks more like a rabbit.,I may look into it only for websockets.

I've written my own websocket pub/sub thingy but rxjs may make it more comfortable...

But why the fuck are they trying to reinvent map, filter, reduce?,@Lensflare Yes. I tried to ski, but had to catch a lift and finally I arrived at the summit.,@We3D Sun. I don't use any substances when skiing, much too dangerous.,@Demolishun Thank you for the compliment. I'm 22 and some of my friends look like corpses already.,@MammaNeedHummus Well, I take good care of it. Probably smells like the stuff I put in it. Not that I can smell much atm. Nose clogged.

In this picture it probably smells like sweat cuz I just got down a ski slope.,Girls that can pin me against a wall.

Anyway, I'm skiing in Austria. Going pretty good except for foot cramps.
Did 20km yesterday.,Nothing to appreciate going forward when the present is shit.,@12bitfloat Diggi entspann dich...,@MammaNeedHummus Wow. That's a nice thing.,@MammaNeedHummus I'M NOT A CAT!,When the tags say more than the rant, it's serious.,Dunno. I remember our discord had dev/mine for a while...,Inselwissen kann bei Gehaltsverhandlungen helfen...,Yeah, Die Partei is nice.

However I can't shake the worry about the coming elections.

Considering Merz's bullshit and getting closer to the far right, I worry for the safety of... honestly, everybody in Germany.,...who the fuck gives a shit?,Hey, go on and judge my README for my NPM package.

https://npmjs.com/package/...

Go and tell me about your opinions, I'm open to constructive criticism.,If you're going for readability, I like doing this:

const condOne = x <= y;
const condTwo = x <= z;

if(condOne)
  return z;
if(condTwo)
  return y;

return x;

This doesn't really apply well if the conditions above are only short binary like "x <= y", but they give you the ability to properly label and thus document the conditions by giving them proper names, such as "shouldExecSomething".,...no?,@Lensflare Thank you :)

And yeah, that's why I do it as well.

I've found I'm not that good at writing extensive code comments everywhere, and properly naming my variables really helps with the readability.

I try avoiding ternary expressions unless it's absolutely trivial to comprehend.

It's nice.,Masturbate drunkenly under a cold shower and cry.

Regardless: Good job!,Me: "Hey, I'd like the page 0.7557274284 in that book, please."

Array: *hands me a loaded gun*
"Kill yourself",You can reset it in your google settings somewhere.,I love how a fuckton of stargate fans just appeared.

*autistic replicator noises*,Bold words from a swamp German.,@AvatarOfKaine Who now?,How befitting.,Congratulations.

I'm sorry for the stack,I'm picking it up today to play with my friend.
He tried the BETA and liked it, I did too and it was great.```