angerydev said It's 2025. 
We still have MSSQL with compatibility level set to 100 (matches the version from 2008).
We still have random downtime or issues with timeouts thanks to parameter sniffing. 

Update? No that's expensive and doesn't provide more cashflow (ecommerce-ish). 
'I just have to make better code'.,Oh the wonderful feeling of weekends. The feeling that if I do the same shit as yesterday, my body would probably shut me down because of stress.
Worst part is, it's all domestic stuff. Not even work.
Fuck sake.,Slack's ability to edit messages can sometimes be fucking annoying. Especially when the boss changed his message to sound less agressive about some 'potential reason' to why we lose conversions.
I read the fucking notification when it arrived at 9:30PM for fuck sake.```