antigermanist said This thing is a gyrobus. It's a bus you plug on the grid at the stop, there's an engine powering a gyroscoping wheel and you get 10km off that without battery

Why do we have normal buses this is way better.,Is anybody else into moneyslaving?

Any financial advice? I'm struggling ngl,Guys so the yanks are gonna invade the netherlands to protect the zionists. Who want to be part of the resistance? Let me know in the comment.,Goood I have this cold for weeks now. No symptoms beside my nose completely clogged. Soooo fucking annoying. My nose is constipated. 

@b2plane help me bro I need you.,Who do you think have devrant's biggest shlong?,RETOOR DID NOT DELETE HERSELF,GUYS GUYS IM GETTING A PRENUP

If I understood it correctly it means I can just borrow shitload of money and blow it all and go into debt and they cannot do anything because all my shit belongs to my wife.

Time to buy bitcoin and befriend a junkie.,2050. Mark Zuckenberg became a ninja and cloned himself a billion times.,If I had to pick between george Orwell I'd pick the well.,Worse than the "working on my machine".

Meet the "works on every machine but the boss laptop". 

Bonus point if the issue appeared out of the blue during the night.,I'm tired, I have nausea, my head hurts, my nose is clogged, my boss isn't happy, I'm marrying in 5 days from now, nothing is ready.,My job gave me 500 euros as Christmas gift. And I didn't redeemed the gift card from last year so that's 1000 extra euros who arrived at the right time (coz I got no money).,Opening reddit today, there's a pic about how the first covid patient felt sick 5 years ago.

The first answer was about how it couldn't be possibly be 5 years already.

The second answer was about how it feels like a thousand years ago.

What sides are you on? There is something to be said about your relationship to temporality.

Are you bored or overwhelmed?,So I'm married now so I'm gonna tune down the trolling <3 love yall,Happy sint niklass and fuck that whipping guy. 

Also I would like to thanks my haters @tosensei and that american dude, their constant feedbacks really helped me to grow as a person <3 

Anyway I'm kindof happy. Have you recieved a lotof candies?,My wife just mixed my genmaicha with her shitty yoga teabags. 

Divorce time.,How much do you sleep? Seriously if I don't get my daily 12 hours of beauty sleep I feel tired. 

Today I only had 9 hours :'( I had to wake up for work. 

Ugh I hate work. 

Arbeit ist Scheiße! Scheißen ist Arbeit!,> Own your mistakes, learn to code while you still have time, before the chatbot actually catches up and makes you obsolete.

Can't wait. What cyberpunk occupation will you choose? I'm becoming a neuro DJ. Sending musical impulse and drugz right into your brain as a work of art and aesthetic appreciation.,Anybody's following the vendee globe? 

I'm with pip hare.,If we all decide to throw stones at people with guns there will be world peace.,I dreamed I was sleeping with a panthera. It was very cuddly and nice, but then I got afraid it would bite my head off, so I realized I could just use a torch ligther to jetpack myself into the sky of london. I think it was london because I could see the tube train. 

Then I got stuck into some overhead wire, felt and woke up. It was only 9.30 in the morning.,What computer should I buy?

I hate macs. Lenovo + archlinux had ZERO issues so I would like to stay with that. 

I bought three x270 because they were the last ones with removable battery (I used to have 4 and 24 hours autonomy), but the cpu is getting old (4th gen, still pretty usable but showing its limits on heavily nomad use). 

I watched the thinkcenter, but I would lose mobility and they are not cheap. I have max 500 euros. Sad that the website doesn't have anymore x270 :( I guess @retoor bought them all. 

Or maybe I could stay with a T? Can I upgrade the cpu on those?,I was looking for a vietnamese marxist youtuber (ya know me i like marx) dso I typed "vietnamese redtube"

Is it some kind of pedo code wtf?? Disturbing af this shit should be deleted asap,I had a dream yesterday where I was a super crack-head. I would gain super-human ability from smoking crack.,Guys i'm bored lets throw a rave in your country presidential palace.

I bring acid,My grand daddy was a racist asshole who hated arabs and black people. 

But my dad was right. No matter the race or the origin, the religion, jew or gentiles, rich or poor, pp or not, we should unite against our common enemy. 

The flemmish. 

It may sounds racist but seriously, my washing machine broke, it's not even 6 months old. I had to fight with them for weeks and now they only offers me an appointment in 5 weeks

Mediamarkt my balls. Fucking germans,I'm about to install and boot my first desktop PC since childhood. Excited,Imagine you're a dude chilling in Eupen in 1914 and suddenly the germanist army starts to bomb you because a guy got shot in sarajevo and france is friend with russia.

You have a border with france, retards, go attack them,Today issah is born to tell us to fucking love each other so dont be a bad bitch today or you're gonna get whipped by some white dude doing a blackface,@retoor I challenge you to write a punchcard simulator.,Do GIF works now?,lets pretend its the nineties.,I want a rave bitches

https://youtube.com/watch/...,/me experimenting with streaming my music on peertube

/me find there's some weird echos on the stream

/me stop the music, the last part repeats on an on as if there was a delay 

/me start troubleshooting. Is there a delay in the daw? no. Is it something to do with alsa or jack? no. Is it peertube? it should be peertube right? I try with youtube, there is still a delay even though it's not that bad.

so i ask the admin like an idiot. Turns out I had the tabs opened twice. 

Anyway im mixin my music here 

https://yiny.org/w/...,http://stopmasturbationnow.org/,So the people who gave root access to clowdstrike  and broke half of the world's computers are gonna operate the three miles island nuclear plant?

What could go wrong, right? 

https://bbc.com/news/articles/...,Happy valentine's day to the devrant queenz @retoor.,@Lensflare 

http://stopmasturbationnow.org/,GUESS WHO'S MOVING TO ROMANIA??? 

VISUL ROMÂNESC AICI SUNT,Guys bad news I don't have scabbies only normal eczema,When you're sick of being harassed just because you're blind,I wanted to do electronic music since I was a teenager. But the first time I did something was in LMMS. I just learned how to do the software, and did some sort of shitty techno. It was kinda weird tbh. The software is still quite rudimentary and there was a lot of stuff I couldn't do. It's basically based on FL Studio. A friend of mine showed me, he was doing something more like mental tribe tekno. 

Anyway one day in a tent town full of weird german people in Portugal (where I tried surf for the first time), some dude showed me Ableton. I liked the grid view.

So I took bitwig (an ableton clone), and with the right script and one of those 8x8 pad launchpad, you could record and loop things easy. So now I need this feature. I wish lmms had it and I'm planning to implement it someday, but in the meanwhile, I'm using bitwig.

But noway I'm paying 200 euros everyyear. So I downloaded a crack. The crack is in flatpak.

But it doesn't have good synth. Zynaddsubfx is the synth I was using in lmms and it's pretty decent, with the right preset it can generate out-of-this-world sounds. But the issue is that it needs some library. 

Not that big on the linking part of binary code, but asaik usually, the vst (so a .so or a .dll) is linked to libraries directly. But no, not here, because flatpak is sandboxing the /usr/lib directory. So even though I installed the right library from the AUR (arch repos), it couldn't see it.

So I was stuck. I couldn't use the synth, which blocked me in my artistic energy. It was bad after I lost my laptop but I'm trying to get back into it. And I found myself limited by the samples to be honest, I want to compose stuff and sample that instead. Maybe sample some music directly (now that I can use IA to separate tracks in a song that's way easier). But I was stuck, I couldn't have the synth I wanted in my DAW.

But then I found the solution. It's very simple. Guess what it is.,just wrote this on the wall of the toilet at microsoft cafe im berlin lmao

now i'm fleeing the country,Life pro-tip:

Before buying something, always make sure it's made by kid-slaves in a sweatshop. They have very tiny fingers, which means the quality will be over the top, and then the slavery part makes them very dedicated.,So do you think tupac really fucked biggie's wife?

For me I choose to believe,Is necrophilia that bad? I mean they ARE already dead.,I wrote my first book at 6. It had 6 pages and it was about an otter```