antigermgerm said Did you know 4% of the US population actually drank bleach during the first months of covid,Guys did you heard about the besa mafia?,You should not think of yourself as a person as much as a concept.

For example, I think I grew out of my antigermanist phase. German people are fine. 

My new concept is "let's do anal", a line of t-shirt.

Thank you.,My future sugar mummy <3 how beautiful is this woman,Who's coming to my bachelor party? We're doing candyflip in the sauna.,What do you think about that bitch? In french we call it "the whipping father" and as the name says, he's a twat. Let me see how you like your piece of coal when I make you swallow it you fucking cunt. Nobody whip me without my consent.,C coders trying to hang out with normie,People of the past: hey let's give mercury to people what could go wrong lmao v: 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...,wtf im so old rap is becoming good again???

https://youtube.com/watch/...,so now the US are gonna invade the haag??? Im wadeyyyy,The washing machine broke 3 days before the wedding :'( it flooded the restaurant below my house and there was a whole fucking mess and I had to clean everything. Meanwhile my boss is still on my ass.

I shouldn't have brought shit from mediamarkt. German quality my balls.,Guyz so I found this climbing gym with a sauna, it's all good and stuff but I wonder if i shouldnt supplement with a side of ashtanga what do u think? Long term i want to improve my surfing,https://youtube.com/watch/...

Uberkyle

Seriously though who needs alcohol and sex when you can do absurdly highly caffeniated sodas and chronic,Lmao I got ip-blocked from lemmings.world.,I've made some dub techno / drone with some free jazz samples:

https://youtube.com/watch/...,CODERS

IT IS TIME TO STRIKE. NO MORE MEETING BEFORE 10AM. WE DECIDE THE DEADLINE. NO MORE FEATURE UNTIL ALL THE TECH DEBT IS FIXED. NO MORE MANAGERS. IN FACT, NO MORE MEETING AT ALL. ALL ASYNC. 

WE WANT OUR SPORT AND HOBBY PAID COZ SITTING ALL DAY IS SUPER BAD FOR YOUR BACK. 

WE WANT GLASSES COZ WE STARE AT SCREEN ALL DAY

WE WANT FREE DRUGZ  BECAUSE.,WHICH KOREA ARE YOU WITH?

I'M NORTH BITCHES,Good way to code:

vim

Bad way to code:

No-code. Frontpage. IA-assisted. Winmac. No you don't need bytecode. WYSYWYG. IDEs. 

If I was the president of programming those people would be on their way to the moon.,Guys am i the only one removing my pants by jumping backward into the bed and rolling back until I'm leg up, catching my ankle and pulling? 

It's the most efficient way I found,Rule 1: God coded reality in Javascript. It's mechanism underlie science, spirituality and our experience of life as a whole.

Rule 2: Germany bad,Guys what should I get my wife for her birthday?

What about a monkey? 

https://exoticanimalsforsaleonline.net/...,I think I might be using weed and social medias to cover for my depression,dsfasdf,Imagine golf or bowls but instead of throwing balls with the hands you use handmade trebuchets.,Guys theoretically could one basejump from a trebuchet?,Fascinating. Did you know people with multiple personality disorder could rape themselves? 

https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/...,Help me find hooks for my techno radio. 

I got:

"Boomradio, we got more booms than north korea"
"Boomradio, we got bigger booms than the tsar bomba"
"Boomradio, we got boomboomed by the boomboomtcha"
"Boomradio, you heard it once. It's too late".
"Boomradio, so you think you can dance?"
"Boomradio, be like water but dont spread around" 
"Boomradio, we got more vibe than your crack dealer",Did you know the generous North Korean state have distributed drugz through the world?

Most based country. I wish Belgium had the balls to gulag the right-wingers and steal bitcoins. Europe is fucking boring,We spent WEEKS getting the permission system right for this project. 

This monday 11.30 they tell me we need to change it, preferably by this morning

Now I have 4 branches to merge, I can't remember where the features are, we have regressions all around, the client aren't happy, people can't work, everything explode.

We started this projects 6 months ago, you had all the time to think about it.,Apparently Peogeot is gonna launch a wheel-less car.

That's so smart. If you don't need to turn or stir the car you're gonna go in a straight line, thus faster. 

The french did it again,Hug your parents while you can :'(,Did you know that long before Eipstein and other Weinsteins were cool, we had our own pedo scandal in Belgium? 

I remember because it was a whole pedocriminal ring in higher ups in the governement, but what I mostly remember was the name of the dude. 

Dutroux. It's funny because in french, trou means hole. That shit would be scripted you wouldnt' believe it,Work: are we ready for the superbowl?
Me:,https://wikihow.com/Relax-Your-Sphi...

@Lensflare,In my heart I will always be for an independent Brittany. 

BZH bitches,Neostalinism is an ideology aiming at the physical eradication of all right-winger and if you think I should be punished for supporting it, you might be a nazi. Have you heard of freedom of speech, bitch?,I was taking the tram and was standing near the door, a woman in front of me just had the door shut in her face, so I pushed the button quick and she could board (with a swollen face).

The poor lady was like 83 from vietnam. She told me about the how important it is to live in the here and now and control your mind.,Imagine you're just chilling at home and these idiots come to steal your house,ffs i was hanging on the computer in the nude (dont judge me wife's sleeping) and i let my hot vaporizer fall on my dick, I'm pretty sure i got a second degree burn,JC Denton said it best,We were pretty caught up with the event, and had brought some beans or chili to dump on their ropes in the end. But I guess that wasn't good enough for me and I had the idea to defecate on their ropes. Events are really hazy for me here, perhaps because I have tried to repress these hurtful memories for most of 30 years, but I remember taking a dump on their cords, one of my friends trying but not being successful, and the other not dumping at all. Mostly, it was just me. And is a terribly hard thing for me to say and, of course, I am like, way ashamed. I was 21 years old at the time.,Do you sometime think about the losers paying 10 euros a month on a VPN so I can watch stupid yuotube videos?,Have you seen the new pedophile catholic school scandal in France? 

I don't get what they're all complaining about. I've been to catholic school. Sexual abuse was the best part.,If you're a geek keep the power to yourself and don't do girls homework.  You wont get laidf,What's the most virgin language? I'm pretty sure no PHP coder ever had sex ever. We all know the story of that one PHP coder who got laid but we all know it's only a myth,You should not mock @tosensei too hard. He's a good dude, he just have antiproctocoletism (from greek (ἀντι, πρωκo and κολεῖτης) 

(It's a congenital disease that makes your anus looks like a vagina).,As a developer in Germany, I don't understand why anything related to development like IDEs, git clients and source code documentation should be localized/translated.
Code is written in english, configuration files too. Any technology, any command name in a terminal, every name of a tool or code library, every keyword in a programming language is written in english. English is the language of every developer. And English is simply a required skill for a developer.
Yet almost everything nowadays is translated to many other languages, espacially MS products. That makes development harder for me.

My visual studio menus are a mess of random german/english entries due to 3rd party extensions.

My git client, "source tree" uses wierd translations of the words "push" and "commit". These commands are git features! They should not be translated!

Buttons and text labels in dev tools often cut the text off because they were designed for english and the translated text is bigger and does not fit anymore. Apparently no one is testing their software in translated mode.

And the worst of all: translated fucking exception and error massages! Good luck searching for them online.

Apple does one thing damn right. They are keeping all development related stuff english (IDE, documentation). Not wasting money on translations which no developer needs.,https://youtube.com/watch/...

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